Have you ever thought, “How hard can it be to stay home alone for one day?”
Well, I thought the same — and life laughed in my face.
Chapter 1: The Alarm Clock That Betrayed Me
My plan was simple: wake up early, be productive, maybe even meditate like a calm, peaceful monk.
Reality? I woke up at 11:47 AM because my alarm decided to go on vacation. Even my phone was like, “Bro, we’re tired.”
Chapter 2: Breakfast or Chemistry Experiment?
I tried to cook eggs. Just eggs. How hard can it be, right?
Spoiler alert: I now know how to make something that looks like melted plastic and smells like regret. Even the cat walked away from the kitchen.
Chapter 3: Home Workout – AKA Battle with Gravity
I saw this YouTube video called “5 Easy Home Exercises.” LIES.
By the third jumping jack, I twisted something in my back that hasn’t untwisted since. The only thing that got fit that day was my rage.
Chapter 4: The Mysterious Noise
At 3 PM, I heard a noise from the bathroom. I grabbed a stick like some budget horror movie hero.
Turns out, it was just the shampoo bottle committing suicide off the shelf. RIP Herbal Essence. Gone, but not forgotten.
Chapter 5: The Final Straw
At 7 PM, I tried to make pasta. Somehow ended up making a pasta brick. I don’t know how, but NASA might be interested.
Moral of the Story:
Leave me alone for one day, and I’ll destroy the kitchen, injure my back, and possibly summon a ghost from the shampoo bottle.
10/10 do not recommend.
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